Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
