the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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