none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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