some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Drunk is not a location!
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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