Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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