Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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