I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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