This girl is more easily done than said...
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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