It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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