porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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