Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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