i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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