i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I deserve this hangover.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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