My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
He felt like a one man threesome
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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