I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
