You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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