how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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