I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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