Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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