You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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