In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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