Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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