Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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