how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
