So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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