But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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