Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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