So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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