didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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