Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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