My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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