That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
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You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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