just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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