The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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