This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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