I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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