I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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