ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
