Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
