If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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