I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Slut skills are useful in every country.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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