I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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