You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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