Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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