i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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