I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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