We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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