Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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