There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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