just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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