Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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