whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Randomize
