I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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