I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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