OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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