If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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