You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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IM LONELY AND HORNY
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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